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Issue #200 – No Joy in Naptown

thehorseshoe | February 10, 2010 in Issues | Comments (3)

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Super Bowl 44: Colts 17 Saints 31
Haiku Count: 1533
Early lead squandered
Momentum shift in second
Six snaps on offense.
Key plays define game.
Garcon’s drop, onside fumble,
and Manning’s pick six.
Costly injury
not Freeney’s bad ankle but
Jerraud Power’s foot.
Big coaching blunder
Stover’s kick from 50 yards
None made in 4 years.
Massive fourth down stop
means nothing when offense can’t
convert third and one.
Bright lights on big stage
Normally resil’ent Colts
crack under pressure.
Despite ev’rything
Colts had ball and chance to win
with three minutes left
Deep disappointment
will not make true fans forget
fantastic season
All credit to Saints
Fortune favors the bold, and
this night, they were bold!
No joy in Naptown
No parade or vict’ry tour
Just thoughts of August.

Issue #199 – Catholic School’s in Session

thehorseshoe | February 2, 2010 in Issues | Comments (1)

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Super Bowl XLIV Preview
Haiku Count: 1523
Little known factoid
Ponies are migratory
Wint’ring in South Beach
Scant three years ago
Dogged by “Can they win big game?”
Now seen as fav’rites.
Gone are paper bags
Fleur de lis now sign of Saints’
sure Esprit de Corp
No mean nuns needed
Catholic school’s in session
Colts must know their Saints
Gimpy pass rusher
A cause for consternation?
Colts say, “Next man up.”
Saints’ Williams stirs pot
Bounty placed on Peyton’s head
Team won’t take the bait.
Bring your umbrella
Brees, Manning forecast touchdowns
pouring down like rain.
His loyalty split
Big Easy’s favorite son
will cheer for his own.

Issue #198 – Brash Brutes from Broadway

thehorseshoe | January 27, 2010 in Issues | Comments (2)

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AFC Championship: Colts vs Jets Haiku Count: 1515
Upstarts land first punch
Ready to plan their parade
after first quarter.
Pride of Port au Prince
No quake can shake his resolve
For team or country.
Unconcerned with stats
Workman like efficiency
Reggie plays decoy.
Fleet-footed brick wall
Colt defenders fly to ball
Soon, names known to all.
Studying old film
from Rex Ryan’s Ravens days
Manning beats the blitz.
Somehow soft Dome team
Out-muscled and out-hustled
Brash brutes from Broadway.
Play action miscues
give Jets chance for big play scores
Second half, shutout.
18 surveys field
Given time and exposure
Defense unravels
Regardless of rest
Fact remains perfect season
Was within their reach.
No greater reward
For fans, city, players
Chance to be Champ’on.

Issue #197 – Twenty ticks, Eternity

thehorseshoe | January 20, 2010 in Issues | Comments (1)

Div. Round: Colts 20 Ravens 3
Haiku Count: 1505
Manning, the Time Lord
Twenty ticks, Eternity
Four chances to score.
Raven runners swarm’d
by sea of would-be tacklers
No daylight; no holes.
Brackett tilts with Rice
Unheralded Scarlet Knight
wins battle and war.
Fleet footed waiter
won’t let Reed feast on bad throw
Great Haitian hustle!
AFC Championship: Colts vs Jets
Real pigskin karma
Colts hand Jets free playoff pass
Now they take it back.
Sixty separate
Colts from second Super Bowl
Miami awaits.
Remind Rex Ryan
Revis can cover one man
Others will break free.
New week, same gameplan
Stop run, limit turnovers.
Recipe for win

Issue #196 – Paintered Into Corner

thehorseshoe | January 6, 2010 in Issues | Comments (1)

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Week 17: Colts 7 Bills
Haiku Count: 1497
Coach sets team adrift
Paintered into a corner
Real snow job: press room.
Curtis a Trekkie?
His Kobayashi Maru
No Gorn; just Jets, Bills
Personal milestones
are worth risking injuries,
not so, perfection.
Polian’s belief
in *his* plan becomes blindess
when faced with logic.
Playoff Preview
Two game boondoggle
Should not deter team from goal
Lombardi Trophy
Bye week heals all wounds
Players bounce back ready; so too
Outraged fanbase
Leader as always,
Manning quells teammates’ strife &
asks fans, “Let it go.”
Playoff map takes shape.
Naptown to Miami trip
takes two games, three weeks.

Issue #195 – One They Gave Away

thehorseshoe | December 30, 2009 in Issues | Comments (3)

Week 16: Colts 15 Jets 29
Haiku Count: 1489
One they gave away.
Coach, GM shirk from success
As if from disease.
Fear of injury
Destroys team momentum and
Confidence in coach.
Play your best and lose
No shame; Pulling best from game
insults team and sport.
Ignore the fan rants,
Starters WANTED chance to play
Good leaders listen.
Coach Caldwell’s gamble:
Team health matters much more than
Team psyche. He’s wrong.
To see the brass ring
and refuse to grab for it?
Most live for that chance!
Blind, deaf to hist’ry
Coach trades team morale for health.
Safe choice not so safe.
Years from now, even
if team is crowned Champion
One “What if?” remains.
Back-ups lose to Jets
Pre-season at end season
Dishonest contest.
What bizzaro world
is this, where fans want to win
more than their own team?!
Submissions from Rex Stocklin
Fans lost perfect Colt
season to tyranny of
the Rest of the team
Bill drawing up plans
Painter in the Big Picture
Artless!…off the dial
What WERE we thinking?
Historic near-perfection
A win…no Shoes-in
Local, league-wide grief
That’s about the sighs of it
Our crest has fallen
Colts try to save face
Such drama in Peyton’s Place
We still lead the race
Staff misheard the line
“There’s no trying in football”
Blue’s our Field of Dreams
Mad fans are sicced (sic)
“Secondary” licked this week
Col. L gets ticked…eek!
The signs are still there
Shula stays dry, Fins high five,
Mercury rises.


Issue #194 – Seventh 11th Hour Win

thehorseshoe | December 23, 2009 in Issues | Comments (2)

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Week 15: Colts 35 Jaguars 31
Haiku Count: 1471
Can’t kick comeback fix.
Seventh 11th hour win.
Blowout not bad word.
Near flawless first half
No, reins have not been let up.
Team preps final charge
Stalking wounded prey
Mathis, Freeney pace sidelines
Final drive, they pounce.
Oh sweet irony.
First kickoff score comes against
Purnell, their old coach.
Week 16: Colts vs Jets
If you’re hurt, you sit.
If not, play and play to win.
Coach Caldwell’s motto.
Page from Steve Job’s book.
Media distortion field
Keeps pundits guessing.
Fear of injury.
Fear of losing momentum.
Which one guides this team?
Despite what they say,
Ev’ry player wants to play
for chance at hist’ry.

Issue #193 – Decade Dominance

thehorseshoe | December 16, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)

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Week 14: Colts 28 Broncos 16
Haiku Count: 1463
Decade dominance
No team has won more games
in all of football
The pick chill factor
Like wind chill, turnovers make
lead seem much smaller.
B is for balance.
D crushes all comeback hopes
O scores early, late
Lacey on Marshall
TV terms, think Diff’rent Strokes
Arnold fights Willis.
Week 15: Colts vs Jaguars
To rest or to play?
Caldwell takes first tentative steps
from Dungy’s shadow.
Playoff game for Jags
Pre-season game for ponies?
Colts will play to win.
Courting perfection,
Colts are coy, feign disinterest.
Saints are brash suitors.
Still sore from Sunday,
both teams tape up and grit teeth
for Thursday night tilt.

Issue #192 – Upset That Wasn’t

thehorseshoe | December 9, 2009 in Issues | Comments (1)

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Week 13: Colts 27 Titans 17
Haiku Count: 1455
Upset that wasn’t
Six loss team unfit equal
to unbeaten Colts.
Swarming Colt defense
Kept Johnson & Young in check
with two fourth down stands.
Late in half, punch thrown.
Undisciplined and stupid.
Titans gift: three points.
Addai sustains drives.
No splash, but plenty of dash.
Keep moving the chains.
Week 14: Colts vs Broncos
Tale of two equines
Both with plans for post-season
One’s skittish; one runs.
Regular season
Twenty-one wins ties record
History next week?
Former Patriot
has castoffs clicking out West.
Will they cheat and whine?
Ex-Boiler Orton
will receive a warm welcome
Freeney’s outstretched arms.

Issue #191 – Sign Says Play 60

thehorseshoe | December 2, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)

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Week 12: Colts 35 Texans 27
Haiku Count: 1447
Sign says, “Play 60.”
Texans celebrate at half
Colts at end of game.
Up two scores early
Against Colts no lead is safe
They finish. They close.
Big hit. Snot-knocker!
Texans thump chests, pose for crowd.
Colts quick snap; big play.
Safety more than name
Errant fluttering pass nabbed
Antoine Bethea.
Week 13: Colts vs Titans
Titanic savior?
Did Young earn five game win streak
or defense, run game?
Runaway freight train
Engine stoked, full head of steam
Johnson blasts through line.
Seems crazy, yes, but
Best way to contain Vince Young
is to make him pass.
TItans haven’t lost
Since coach donned Manning’s jersey.
Sunday, it comes off.