thehorseshoe | November 25, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Brackett, Dallas Clark, Mackey, Stover
Week 11: Colts 17 Ravens 15
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Haiku Count: 1439
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Despite 5 field goals,
Not Stover, ’til it’s Stover.
Ex-Raven wins game. |
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One catch with one hand
Sends Dallas Clark past Mackey,
Colts greatest tight end. |
Brackett’s game-changer
fake blitz, drop into cov’rage
for interception. |
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Turnover trouble
Errant passes and fumble
Force D to step up. |
Week 12: Colts vs Texans
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Are cowpokes snakebit?
One win after fifteen tries.
Odds say they are due. |
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With game on line, will
Texans trust kicker, avoid
Wide left trifecta? |
Division title,
Unblemished record at stake.
No letdown in sight. |
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First game mismatch meant
40 pass quick snap attack.
Now, dare Colts to run. |
thehorseshoe | November 18, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: patriots, reggie
Week 10: Colts 35 Patriots 34
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Haiku Count: 1431 |
Angry football gods
Punish Patriot hubris
with classic comeback. |
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Intimidation
tables turned on Patriots
Intimidated |
Like burning field turf
Pats show flashes of brilliance
Flame out in the end |
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Fearing Manning’s arm
Pat’s coach acts with heart not head.
The Boston Blunder |
Young players picked on
Mistakes lead to second chance
Composure regained. |
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Despite high score
game should have been out of reach
Defense never quits. |
Players won’t say it.
Some games define a season
This will be the one. |
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Single coverage
Reggie fakes fade, runs the slant
Epic comeback catch |
Week 11: Colts vs Ravens
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thehorseshoe | November 11, 2009 in Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Tags: brady, Freeney, Manning, Mathis, patriots, powers, Texans
| Week 9: Colts 20 Texans 17 |
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Haiku Count: 1423 |
Missing 3 DBs
Rookies asked to learn on job
and they deliver! |
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So much for pitch count.
Forty first half pass attempts!
Jello-armed Manning |
Red flag at goalline
Powers hops in bounds, grabs ball.
Touchback at twenty. |
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Channeling Norwood
Clutch kick pushed wide left by Brown
Team of cows; one goat. |
| Week 10: Colts vs Patriots |
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Both teams once doormats
Now nation tunes in to see
Football’s best rivals. |
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If anyone can,
Brady will expose defense
Inexperience. |
Gone are the days of
Pats intimidation. fear
Colts know they can win. |
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Super Bowl redux?
Freeney, Mathis storm the gates
Footsteps of Giants. |
thehorseshoe | November 4, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Addai, Manning, Niners, Texans, Wayne
Week 8: Colts 18 Niners 14
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Haiku Count: 1415
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When is stretch not stretch?
When Addai hurls ball skyward
Wayne lays out for score! |
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Gashed and Gored early
Defense stiffens, gives offense
time to get on track. |
Forget iPhone,
Colts gadget lust takes new form
Halfback option pass. |
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Niners plan: take out
short, mid-routes; leave Colts big plays.
Gamble nearly worked. |
Week 9: Colts vs Texans
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Perfect record, bah!
Texans can close the gap with
Two November wins. |
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Bright, clear Autumn day
Open roof gives new excuse
Sun was in my eyes. |
Swine flu? That’s nothing.
Houston backs suffer from case
of fumble-itis. |
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Two stats intertwined
The less Colts run per carry,
the more Manning’s sacked. |
thehorseshoe | October 28, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Brown, Niners, Rams, Wayne
Week 7: Colts 42 Rams 6
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Haiku Count: 1407
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Tale of two donuts
Winless and unbeaten clash
Both Os unblemished |
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Home away from dome
Horseshoe faithful saddle up
and travel with team. |
A decade ago,
Team played down to opponent
Trap game: thing of past. |
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Fifteen and counting
Wins pile up during season
Playoffs not so much. |
Week 8: Colts vs Niners
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First round QB Smith
First start versus Colts – ‘05
Second chance – ‘09. |
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Game-time decisions
Tweaked shoulder and a pulled groin
keep Brown, Wayne from field? |
Halloween spirit
No, Niners don’t wear costumes
But bring their own Gore. |
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If game was stare-off
Colts wither under his gaze
Coach Singletary |
thehorseshoe | October 14, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Collie, Coyer, Garcon, Manning, Vinatieri, Wayne
Week 5: Colts 31 Titans 9
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Haiku Count: 1399 |
Mighty have fallen
Winless division rivals
trampled by blue herd. |
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Musical wideouts
Waiter, dog, stately manor.
Manning finds them all. |
Opportunistic
Aggresive but in control
Coyer’s calling card. |
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Now past Frantic Fran
Only two have more touchdowns
Marino, Favre. |
Week 5: BYE
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No team can plan for
the best case scenario
Still room to improve. |
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Bye week, D-line gashed?
Ed Johnson released? Again?
Run D up in smoke? |
With Adam hobbled
Colts audition Matt Stover.
Vandy’s number lost. |
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Rest up, you ponies
Fifteen gruelling weeks stand
‘Tween team and trophy! |
thehorseshoe | October 7, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Collie, Defense, Freeney, Manning, Mathis, Seahawks
Week 4: Colts 34 Seahawks 17
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Haiku Count: 1391 |
Bane to quarterbacks,
Robert Mathis rips ball free
on half of his sacks. |
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When thrown his first bone
Collie dives like frisbee dog
Over shoulder score! |
Out for season?
Freeney quaffs healing potion
Sunday, he breathes fire. |
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Edge returns a foe
But met with hero’s welcome.
Standing ovation. |
| Week 5: Colts vs Titans |
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Four weeks without win
Beware the wounded rival.
Season slips away. |
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True test of progress
After Dolphin debacle
Can Colts stop Slash, Dash? |
Volunteer spirit
Backups step up; Defense depth
Powers plays like vet. |
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Tennessee two-step.
Manning steps up in pocket,
finds the open man. |
thehorseshoe | September 30, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Caldwell, Cardinals, Freeney, Manning, Seahawks
Week 3: Colts 31 Cardinals 10
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Haiku Count: 1383 |
Pigskin punditry.
The real Spin Doctor wears blue.
QBs in crossfire. |
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Colt public option
Ball shared among receivers
Manning spreads the wealth |
Cue the Tweetie birds
Warner asked his name after game
He replies: Nancy. |
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On one. “HUT!” Snap. Ball.
5 steps. Eyes downfield. Throw now.
One hand. Pylon. Score! |
| Week 4: Colts vs Seahawks |
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Wounded far-West foe
Ought not be taken lightly
Early season trap |
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Mora & Caldwell,
Heirs to coaching royalty,
Holmgren & Dungy. |
Expectations high
Missing his mouthy counterpart
Colts double TJ |
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Seattle’s game plan:
Switch uniforms at half time.
Blind them with lime green! |
thehorseshoe | September 23, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Cardinals, Defense, Dolphins, Garcon, Manning
Week 2: Colts 27 Dolphins 24
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Haiku Count: 1375 |
Manning, the Time Lord
Dolphins, Daleks can’t stop him
Clock bends to his will. |
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Snap fingers two times
Garcon serves winning entree
Bubble screen surprise. |
Colts add beef to line
Wider does not mean smarter
Gashed, thrashed by Wildcat |
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Unitas would love
Modern-day field general
Leading late game charge. |
| Week 3: Colts vs Cardinals |
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If Cards were watching
Warner should save throwing arm
Hand off left, then right. |
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Doormat to diva.
Super Bowl year fluke for Cards?
As I see it, yes. |
To keep defense fresh
Ponies must run more, pass less
Tired legs make mistakes |
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Depleted DBs
Sanders, Jackson, Powers out.
Fitz must be drooling. |
thehorseshoe | September 17, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)
Tags: Dolphins, Gonzalez, Jaguars, Manning, Marvin, Super Bowl
| Week 1: Colts 14 Jaguars 12 |
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Haiku Count: 1367 |
First half, knee buckles
Gonzo, but not forgotten
Marvin on speed dial? |
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Early pick, fumble
O does just enough to win
Still kinks to work out |
New coach makes bold choice:
Fourth & short, Caldwell says go.
Defense bails him out. |
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Pocket Hercules
Labors against broad-shouldered
Equestrian line. |
| Week 2: Colts vs Dolphins |
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Discipline, defense.
Tricksy aquatic mammals
Keep Wildcat as pet. |
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Key to ‘Fins success:
Lack of costly turnovers
Colts must force mistakes. |
Running in tandem
Look for steady doses of
Joe Addai, Don Brown. |
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Site of past glory,
Colts hope to make two trips to
South Beach this year. |
| Submissions from Rex Stocklin |
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First win for new coach
Almost dashed by Scobee boot
Their chinny chin chin |
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Manning’s mid-season
Form fills this year with new hope
Of Super Bowl glow |
Marvin we hardly
knew ye, bet retirement sucks
As memories Wayne |
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Defending the Colts
Former offense juggernaut
Not one-trick ponies |
Jags fake injuries
To quash Horseshoe momentum
Tres unsportsmanlike |
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