Issue #181: Gonzo, But Not Forgotten
| Week 1: Colts 14 Jaguars 12 | Haiku Count: 1367 | |
| First half, knee buckles Gonzo, but not forgotten Marvin on speed dial? |
Early pick, fumble O does just enough to win Still kinks to work out |
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| New coach makes bold choice: Fourth & short, Caldwell says go. Defense bails him out. |
Pocket Hercules Labors against broad-shouldered Equestrian line. |
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| Week 2: Colts vs Dolphins | ||
| Discipline, defense. Tricksy aquatic mammals Keep Wildcat as pet. |
Key to ‘Fins success: Lack of costly turnovers Colts must force mistakes. |
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| Running in tandem Look for steady doses of Joe Addai, Don Brown. |
Site of past glory, Colts hope to make two trips to South Beach this year. |
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| Submissions from Rex Stocklin | ||
| First win for new coach Almost dashed by Scobee boot Their chinny chin chin |
Manning’s mid-season Form fills this year with new hope Of Super Bowl glow |
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| Marvin we hardly knew ye, bet retirement sucks As memories Wayne |
Defending the Colts Former offense juggernaut Not one-trick ponies |
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| Jags fake injuries To quash Horseshoe momentum Tres unsportsmanlike |