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Issue #184 – Sunday, He Breathes Fire

thehorseshoe | October 7, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)

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Week 4: Colts 34 Seahawks 17
Haiku Count: 1391
Bane to quarterbacks,
Robert Mathis rips ball free
on half of his sacks.
When thrown his first bone
Collie dives like frisbee dog
Over shoulder score!
Out for season?
Freeney quaffs healing potion
Sunday, he breathes fire.
Edge returns a foe
But met with hero’s welcome.
Standing ovation.
Week 5: Colts vs Titans
Four weeks without win
Beware the wounded rival.
Season slips away.
True test of progress
After Dolphin debacle
Can Colts stop Slash, Dash?
Volunteer spirit
Backups step up; Defense depth
Powers plays like vet.
Tennessee two-step.
Manning steps up in pocket,
finds the open man.

Issue #183 – Cue The Tweetie Birds

thehorseshoe | September 30, 2009 in Issues | Comments (0)

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Week 3: Colts 31 Cardinals 10
Haiku Count: 1383
Pigskin punditry.
The real Spin Doctor wears blue.
QBs in crossfire.
Colt public option
Ball shared among receivers
Manning spreads the wealth
Cue the Tweetie birds
Warner asked his name after game
He replies: Nancy.
On one. “HUT!” Snap. Ball.
5 steps. Eyes downfield. Throw now.
One hand. Pylon. Score!
Week 4: Colts vs Seahawks
Wounded far-West foe
Ought not be taken lightly
Early season trap
Mora & Caldwell,
Heirs to coaching royalty,
Holmgren & Dungy.
Expectations high
Missing his mouthy counterpart
Colts double TJ
Seattle’s game plan:
Switch uniforms at half time.
Blind them with lime green!